2011, Fall: More Jokes from Nigel

Nigel tells a lot more jokes. He particularly likes knock-knock jokes. His jokes include:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Juice
Juice whom?
Juice jumper
(source: Nigel)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry
(source: Dad)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
(source: Dad)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again
(source: the Internet)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep-beep
(source: Dad)

How do you get down from an elephant?
With a ladder
(source: Dad)

How do you make a peanut laugh?
Crack it up!
(source: Sid the Science Kid)

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To get to the rubber side
(source: Sid the Science Kid)

2011-09-xx: Crunchy

Nigel likes things that are crunchy. He uses crunchy as a complimentary term.

2011-09-30: Pirates Wear Life Jackets

Talking with Jared (neighbor). He asked Nigel what he was going to be for Halloween. Nigel gets very excited about that question and usually just says, "Arrr!," never failing to emphasize the word nor neglecting to add his arm motions to it. He usually feels it unnecessary to even clarify that means pirate, just considers it implied.

Jared asked what else pirates say, and Nigel replied, "Yo ho," and, "Walk the plank, matey." Jared then asked if walking the plank were a good or bad thing. Nigel said, "It means jumping into the water, so you need to wear a life jacket."

2011-09-12: Long Like a Limousine

Nigel observed a barge as being long like a limousine.