2011, Fall: More Jokes from Nigel

Nigel tells a lot more jokes. He particularly likes knock-knock jokes. His jokes include:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Juice
Juice whom?
Juice jumper
(source: Nigel)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry
(source: Dad)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
(source: Dad)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again
(source: the Internet)

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep-beep
(source: Dad)

How do you get down from an elephant?
With a ladder
(source: Dad)

How do you make a peanut laugh?
Crack it up!
(source: Sid the Science Kid)

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To get to the rubber side
(source: Sid the Science Kid)

2011-09-xx: Crunchy

Nigel likes things that are crunchy. He uses crunchy as a complimentary term.

2011-09-30: Pirates Wear Life Jackets

Talking with Jared (neighbor). He asked Nigel what he was going to be for Halloween. Nigel gets very excited about that question and usually just says, "Arrr!," never failing to emphasize the word nor neglecting to add his arm motions to it. He usually feels it unnecessary to even clarify that means pirate, just considers it implied.

Jared asked what else pirates say, and Nigel replied, "Yo ho," and, "Walk the plank, matey." Jared then asked if walking the plank were a good or bad thing. Nigel said, "It means jumping into the water, so you need to wear a life jacket."

2011-09-12: Long Like a Limousine

Nigel observed a barge as being long like a limousine.

2011-08-08: Biking in Millcreek Canyon

Dad took the day off today to go for a bike ride.  He had intended to do more than just ride, but it ended up being longer than anticipated.

The front tire was flat when starting, and had been leaking air around the valve stem.  First up was the Big Water trail to Dog Lake.  The front tire went flat about 2/3 of the way there, but with legs feeling fresh and insufficiently worked, and no fear of spending extra time in the canyon walking the bike down, Dad put half of a CO2 cartridge in the tire and kept going.  Great views at Dog Lake were encouraging, though the enormous number of flies was a damper.

The tire went flat again just after leaving Dog Lake, heading back down, and in went the rest of the CO2.  In a fit of either determination or stupidity, Dad turned right instead of heading for the parking lot and started up the Great Western Trail.  A rider was on the side of the trail about a mile in, pumping up a tire following a flat, with a hand pump.  Dad was able to borrow the pump and get a little more air into his front tire, hoping that would be enough to carry the day.

A couple of hours later, after lunch on the trail, fabulous views of Park City and Lake Desolation, and passing by Dog Lake (again), the tire was still inflated when reaching the car.  Amazing!  This leak around the base of the valve stem has been very persistent, but needs to be re-examined.  Total ride time was from around 11 AM to 3 PM.  Much fun, and much soreness afterward!

2011-08-06: Bodily Family Reunion

Exciting day!  The Bodily family reunion was set for Lava Hot Springs.  The family left around 9:30, but Grammy had taken Cyruss and Trinidee up a couple of hours earlier, to get the lay of the land and save a spot for the family.

The morning and middle of the day were spent at the swimming pool(s).  Mom had gotten some "muscles" for Nigel to wear in the pool--pink, of course, which is still Nigel's favorite color--but they only worked so-so.  He wasn't quite able to float with the muscles alone, and kept holding onto someone to keep above water.  Mom tried putting a pool noodle under each of his arms after lunch, and off Nigel went!

2011-07-24: The Magic Flute

Nigel has listened to music at bedtime lately.  Thinking about something new to play, Dad mentioned The Magic Flute to Nigel, who immediately fell in love with the idea. Unfortunately, they didn't have it, contrary to what Dad thought.  Nigel was extremely disappointed, and asked how they could get The Magic Flute.  The best suggestion Mom or Dad came up with was to go to the library and see if they could get it there.

Today at breakfast, Dad was flipping through a magazine.  Nigel noticed a picture of a boy in a library, standing on a cow to reach a book.  He asked, "Dad, can we go to that library and stand on that cow to get The Magic Flute, to listen to?"